The Sydney bassline bandit has everyone talking – and Team Sweat would like you to pass it on.
I hate gossip… dat being said… did you hear about Gary from accounts???? Apparently Gary has quit his job, bought a nightclub in Ibiza and is now living with an alpaca named Sir Steven. Crazy, right????
At least that’s what I heard from Dave… who heard it from Sarah… who heard it from Beth… who heard it from Steve.
Anyway, I bumped into Gary yesterday and asked him how Ibiza was. He looked confused. Turns out he hadn’t quit his job. He hadn’t bought a nightclub. He definitely did not own an alpaca. Apparently, the original story was simply that Gary had “gone downstairs and bought a flat white, AKA a coffee.” Somewhere along the line, that became Ibiza + Steven the alpaca.
And THAT, my friends, is why GOSSIP is dangerous… GOSSIP coming from LO’99, on the other hand… we down with dat.
Our Sydney bassline bandit has remixed everyone from Moby and Fatboy Slim to Röyksopp and Junior Jack, had his records hammered by Gorgon City, The Blessed Madonna, Patrick Topping and Solomun, and taken his wonky wares from sweaty underground rooms all the way to EDC Las Vegas.
So please… tell everybody about LO’99 – “GOSSIP.” Tell Gary. Tell Sarah. Tell Beth. Tell Steve. Tell the alpaca if you can find him. For once, we actively encourage the rumour to spread.
After all… isn’t that what shpeels are for?
At least that’s what I heard…